So I get back from grocery shopping to read this from my daughter on Facebook…

Dear mom,
I’m hungry and your not home with food yet. -__-

My reply was thus

Dear Daughter,

There was chicken, smoked sausage, hamburger, fish, pot pie, chimmichunga, and a single chicken nugget meal in the freezer, the cabinets held odd metal containers that contain other various foods called vegetables, tunafish, and I think there might have been a can of Spam. There was bread on the counter, luncheon meat in the fridge, peanut butter, your favorite grape jelly and other assorted things such as apples, potatoes, etc available. You cook well, I am sorry I was late but I was hunting Walmart for your multigrain tortilla chips, giant rice crispy treat, and pepperoni. BTW thank you again for typing up the grocery list

Love, Mom